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Welcome to Kicking the Seat!

Ian Simmons launched Kicking the Seat in 2009, one week after seeing Nora Ephron’s Julie & Julia. His wife proposed blogging as a healthier outlet for his anger than red-faced, twenty-minute tirades (Ian is no longer allowed to drive home from the movies).

The Kicking the Seat Podcast followed three years later and, despite its “undiscovered gem” status, Ian thoroughly enjoys hosting film critic discussions, creating themed shows, and interviewing such luminaries as Gaspar NoéRachel BrosnahanAmy Seimetz, and Richard Dreyfuss.

Ian is a member of the Chicago Film Critics Association. He also has a family, a day job, and conflicted feelings about referring to himself in the third person.

Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

Don Coscarelli doesn’t need Phantasm anymore, and Phantasm sure as hell doesn't need him. In the nearly two decades between Part 3 (Oblivion) and Part 4 (Ravager), the writer/director brought other authors’ work to kooky, inventive, cinematic life with Bubba Ho-Tep and John Dies at the End. Returning to his own franchise, Coscarelli has outsourced directing to animation supervisor David Hartman, and all but abandoned the series' horror roots--further removing himself (and us) from the spirit with which he blossomed as an indie genre pioneer. The resulting no-budget fan film once again sees former ice cream man Reggie (Reggie Bannister) playing guitar, jumping dimensions, and fighting the evil Tall Man (Angus Scrimm) for our reality's very soul. Sadly, no amount of call-backs, cameos, and tricked-out CGI spheres can atone for Ravager’s utter lack of brains, heart, and, well… balls. Here’s to more adaptations and less recycling.

Listen to Kicking the Seat Podcast #160 for more thoughts on Ravager!

Christine (2016)

Denial (2016)