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Welcome to Kicking the Seat!

Ian Simmons launched Kicking the Seat in 2009, one week after seeing Nora Ephron’s Julie & Julia. His wife proposed blogging as a healthier outlet for his anger than red-faced, twenty-minute tirades (Ian is no longer allowed to drive home from the movies).

The Kicking the Seat Podcast followed three years later and, despite its “undiscovered gem” status, Ian thoroughly enjoys hosting film critic discussions, creating themed shows, and interviewing such luminaries as Gaspar NoéRachel BrosnahanAmy Seimetz, and Richard Dreyfuss.

Ian is a member of the Chicago Film Critics Association. He also has a family, a day job, and conflicted feelings about referring to himself in the third person.

Ep916: THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (2023) - Round Table Review

Ep916: THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (2023) - Round Table Review

Earth's Mightiest Critics sink their teeth into this adaptation of a single chapter from Bram Stoker's Dracula!

Yes, The Last Voyage of the Demeter tells the story of a doomed ship transporting the undead, bloodthirsty body of the OG vampire from Transylvania to London. It was all but drowned out at the weekend box office (Thanks, Barbenheimer!), but is it actually worth a watch?

(With praise from the likes of Stephen King and our very own Jeff York, how could it not be?)

Join us for this spoilerific journey through the choppy waters of "homage"; overstating themes to death; and troublesome title cards! Oh, we also have some good things to say, too!

Show Links

  • Watch the Last Voyage of the Demeter trailer.

  • Check out Cati Glidewell's (The Blonde in Front) appearance on Radio of Horror, in which she unleashes the Alien 3 comparison that became a centerpiece of this discussion.

  • Watch Ian and Cati's recent review of Talk to Me.

  • And while you're at it, go ahead and subscribe to The Blonde in Front!

  • Read Jeff's article, "Are Cliffhangers Ruining Storytelling?", at Pipeline Artists (mentioned in the show)!

  • Support all of Earth's Mightiest Critics at their various outlets:

Ep917: BLUE BEETLE (2023) - Round Table Review

Ep917: BLUE BEETLE (2023) - Round Table Review

Ep915: Target Audience: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM (2023)

Ep915: Target Audience: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM (2023)