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Welcome to Kicking the Seat!

Ian Simmons launched Kicking the Seat in 2009, one week after seeing Nora Ephron’s Julie & Julia. His wife proposed blogging as a healthier outlet for his anger than red-faced, twenty-minute tirades (Ian is no longer allowed to drive home from the movies).

The Kicking the Seat Podcast followed three years later and, despite its “undiscovered gem” status, Ian thoroughly enjoys hosting film critic discussions, creating themed shows, and interviewing such luminaries as Gaspar NoéRachel BrosnahanAmy Seimetz, and Richard Dreyfuss.

Ian is a member of the Chicago Film Critics Association. He also has a family, a day job, and conflicted feelings about referring to himself in the third person.

Ep1011: Return to Hammerland: LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971)

Ep1011: Return to Hammerland: LUST FOR A VAMPIRE (1971)

Ian and AC continue to run over potholes on their Return to Hammerland, and this month's is one of the deepest!

In Jimmy Sangster's 1971 middle chapter of the "Karnstein trilogy", Lust for a Vampire, a traveling writer discovers a school for young women hidden near an abandoned castle. He soon comes face to face with a beautiful (and very hungry) vampiress who's using the grounds as a snack bar.

In this spoilerific review, the guys boggle at this ham-handed entry--which makes them appreciate the bookend films (The Vampire Lovers and Twins of Evil) even more, and also accentuates some shortcomings that hadn't bothered them as much before (day-walking vampires).

Don't worry: There are some things to love in Lust for a Vampire--like Hammer MVP Ralph Bates!

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Ep1010: MATINEE (1993) - LIVE Round Table Review

Ep1010: MATINEE (1993) - LIVE Round Table Review